Suck Some Bacon

[via: lollyphile]
This is definitely one out of left field. Bacon lollipops. Made from sustainable, organic bacon and organic maple syrup, for those Greenzos out there.

...once you make that initial leap of faith and try it out, we're positive that you'll love it. The salty chunks of bacon make a delicious and unique counterpoint to the subtle sweetness of the maple. [Lollyphile]

Sweets on ecstasy

Man. Another reason to love the Japanese. Their silly television. In their Pupurun candy commercial, the (what appears to be) jelly-like candy, bursts into a trance of pleasure and ecstasy as he "dissolves" in your mouth. Wow.

[Serious Eats]
I guess it could always be a lot worse.


Or a hell of a lot cuter.