Some Things Are Meant for HD. Some Some Things Aren't.

[Gridskipper]

So. Um. Well. This is awkward. Uh...Nice weather we're having!

Anthony, when we said we loved you, we were not projecting any kind of actual physical or sexual tension. At least not any that would actually involve taking your clothes off. I guess it's okay this time, since he was totally hungover after a night of heavy drinking and hard drugs. As only our favorite chef is capable of!

Is this enticing? Does this make ANYONE--even longtime convicts--feel compelled to tune in? Some Things May Indeed Be Better in HD. My puffy, drink ravaged face and 51 year old naked torso would NOT be one of them. [Anthony's Blog]

Lucky for you we find self-deprecation charming.

There's no sex in your violence. Breakfast.

Although my headline was probably no better than the ones Gizmodo listed, my excitement about owning one of these does not decrease. The guns are definitely going on my wish list.

[Laughing Squid]
As with everything else, where there's guns, there must be sex. I believe that's a direct quote from the unwritten book of Bad Ass (ancient religious text). The not as popular pick for your significant other, or your boss. These I could probably do without.



[Blushing Buyer]

Hilarity ensues

Google's keyword advertising engine has a knack for doing silly things. Today it did one reminiscent of the time where a Verizon cell phone ad was placed inside an AP story of an exploding phone killing a man.

I found this today while cleaning up the blog. Right as I'm posting about the greasiest, hangover lunch ever, it triggers something where it appears to be telling me either that the machine missed a connection relating the blog entry to the ad, or Google has smartened up to tell people they need to slim down. Healthy Food Franchising?! Five Guys? Really?!

LOLz!!!!11

Tranquila, Mami!

Blabbeando dubs the funniest post of 2007. It's a weenie!! Haha! I said weenie. What's not to love about an Argentinian talking tube meat? What's not to love I ask you?!