The Bureocratic Way to Smash a Creme Filled Egg. [Best Thing I've Seen All Day]

This is probably the most ingenious time-waster I've come across all day. To top it off there is a an obscure Smashing Pumpkins reference through it all. Killer. I hate Creme-filled Cadbury's anyhow.

Hedonistic Approach to Better Health

I'm always up for quality of life improvements through indulgence.
It appears as though it has been found (for the umpteenth time) that delicious= healthy,

...like drinking red wine, eating dark chocolate, smiling (even when you don't want to), sleeping enough, and having more sex. [Lifehacker]

Sounds like this whole time I'd thought I was shaving years off my life, I've actually been adding to it!