Ok. So I finally found a spot I like to hang out in, outside of Virginia, that doesn't include a teenage angst ridden environment. Much to my duismay and by strike of luck or Murphy's Law, I cannot go there anymore. At least not without packing and wearing my colors.
...police and DC Fire Department emergency medical personnel responded to an apartment building located at 3500 14th Street, NW to investigate the report of a shooting. Upon arrival, they located an adult male suffering from multiple gunshot wounds lying in the vestibule. [DC Gov't]
This all blocks from the Red Derby. I was there only a few hours after, picking fight brawls with the locals. True story.