NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

To continue my lack of updating and the string of video cop outs to make up for any real posting, here's a sweet video on the joys of eating, furry cute animals, and the at some point interweb adapted international word for eating and enjoying fare.

'Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom,' by Parry Gripp

Shopsin on Conan

Just because I'm on the Shopsin kick, he was somewhat recently on Conan and it was pretty hilarious.

Donuts and Bacon in '08

Bacon!

Serving Like Animals

Well, not like animals, but by animals. The Japanese are hilarious. We all know that servers have a bit of an arch-nemesis label when it comes to us in the kitchen. About time they got replace. (jk!)



So they're all done up in Japanese serving gear and walk around with your food. I wonder how the Health Department would feel about letting me implement something like his here. Heh.

Asians do it better

Alright, think Peewee's Playhouse cross-bred with something on the Food Network and hosted by cute Thu Tran in bright colors the way only she would know how know how to rock. Love it. FOOD PARTY! And surprise guests! Jay-Z and Beyonce come over for dinner in the first episode, what is NOT to love about this.

Fear Vegetarians!

Yup.

I guess it all boils down to this...

Me.

My weekend.

Oh Noes! It was actually real!

With voices featuring the likes of the best of the best when it comes to the Mexican-American acting: Edward James Olmos, Cheech Marin, George Lopez, Salma Hayek, Drew Barrymore, Jamie Lee Curtis, Andy Garcia and Paul Rodriguez.

I fear for my myspace page being that I am All three of these. Mexican, Chihuahua, and a Dog!?! This is too much, but hilarious no less.

The Bureocratic Way to Smash a Creme Filled Egg. [Best Thing I've Seen All Day]

This is probably the most ingenious time-waster I've come across all day. To top it off there is a an obscure Smashing Pumpkins reference through it all. Killer. I hate Creme-filled Cadbury's anyhow.

Food shortages. A serious issue.

Food shortages are nothing to laugh about and a very serious issue in today's world. Stephen Colbert reports on the matter.

On a serious note. Get Informed.

Conan the Raverian [1995]

I thought some of you may get a kick out of this. Some of you will judge silently.

Some Things Are Meant for HD. Some Some Things Aren't.

[Gridskipper]

So. Um. Well. This is awkward. Uh...Nice weather we're having!

Anthony, when we said we loved you, we were not projecting any kind of actual physical or sexual tension. At least not any that would actually involve taking your clothes off. I guess it's okay this time, since he was totally hungover after a night of heavy drinking and hard drugs. As only our favorite chef is capable of!

Is this enticing? Does this make ANYONE--even longtime convicts--feel compelled to tune in? Some Things May Indeed Be Better in HD. My puffy, drink ravaged face and 51 year old naked torso would NOT be one of them. [Anthony's Blog]

Lucky for you we find self-deprecation charming.

bacon, bacon, bacon. (it's bacon!!!)

Jim Gaffigan on delicious, delicious bacon [via Serious Eats]

"I bet if you put sprinkles of bacon on bacon, you could travel through time!"

This guy's unreal. Love him.