Heart pumping. Adrenaline rushing. Palms sweating. 3 minutes left for getting everything done around the house, but no one can function on an empty stomach. Particularly not the fat Mexican kid.
So here's what you do. You pull out what's left in the fridge from last time you grocery shopped 6 weeks ago, and you throw it in the pan.
Crack some eggs and whisk 'em up from scrambles
Throw down for some omelette-like ingredients
Throw in the pan, along with some of them Mama Lycha refried beans from the other night
Melt some cheese on the junk
Toast up some English muffins
Serve up all sandwich like
Don't forget the fire
you're out of the house before you know it and well on your way to that place you hate going to that pays all your bills. And no, I don't mean your mom's house.